Missy's Weekly Jokes - The $100 TATTOO ;-)
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Eileen, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in room 232 at Mt.Sinai Hospital - LOL
July 30, 2006 ;-)
Hi Everyone,
I am so sorry that I did not write too much here in past few weeks. I just had to do a lot of things so I can start private shows this week and I am back doing 1 or 2 times a week a free show for everybody. So, I sign up with 3 private camz websites one is already finished and it is working. I will start doing private shows on Tuesday or Wednesday. I will also have a store with all my naughty things and some clips and DVDs. You can find more info about these websites on my website (www.secretmissy.com) under my BIO (it should be updated this week). So, if you feel like one on one show with me then cum and see me and we can have some fun.
This past week was really awesome, I worked on some new updates outside and I let my members watch it thru my Yahoo Messenger. It was a lot of fun. Then the other day I did free show for couple of my fans/members on Yahoo, and one couple returned the favorite … it was really cool… they said that I am really “bad, bad, bad girl” …nooo, I am just a little slut ;-) and loving it … believe or not I like to watch, too. That is why I always ask my fans/members to e-mail me their naughty pics !!! Yesterday, we went to our friends house, it was really cool, we talked about swinging, toys, and other naughty things. The funny part is that they have no clue about me having my website etc. – it makes me laugh when I have to act like I have no clue about all the naughty stuff … I think I am really good actress.
Today was really hot day, I did some projects at home, and then I went on the patio to suntan a little bit … upssss, my neighbor saw me naked again. Oh, well, he never complains so I think he does not mind ;-)
Anyway, I am going to be a little busy this week since I will be trying my skills in private shows. But feel free to e-mail me or just say Hi thru Yahoo – I always have time for you.
XOXO
Missy ;-)
Missy's Weekly Jokes - THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN & A MAN ;-)
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia:
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with
bush land around a fertile delta.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan:
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade,
especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain:
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina:
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a
warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia & Argentina:
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada:
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unparallel, but the
frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia:
A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, a woman is like Albania:
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq:
Ruled by a dick !!! ;-)
Pic of my New Piercing
Hi Everyone,
The movies that I saw 2 weeks ago were really good. Probably some of you will agree with me.
I am posting pic of my New Piercing with this post. It was really fresh when the pic was made so it still looks red. Unfortunately, I cannot post the pic of my pierced hood in here since it is not allowed on the blog. But for those who are my members can check it out on my web site. I did already one update showing it … it is really sexyyyy and I just love it … everyday more and more ;-)
I need to run now to do some gardening and that I need to get some cock tonight – I am so horny today … Summer always makes me horny like her … sometimes even one cock is not enough for me … and if there is just one available … I always need to substitute with at least one vibe and one dildo … ;-)
Talk to you all soon …
XOXO
Missy ;-)
