Missy's Weekly Jokes - THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN & A MAN ;-)

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia:
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with
bush land around a fertile delta.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan:
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade,
especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain:
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina:
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a
warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia & Argentina:
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada:
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unparallel, but the
frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia:
A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, a woman is like Albania:
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq:
Ruled by a dick !!! ;-)