Missy's Weekly Jokes - Politically Correct Expressions ;-)
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS."
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL
INVERSION."
8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE”
XOXO
Missy ;-)
President's Day
Hi Sweeties !!!
We have President's Day today, YEAH Day Off for me ;-)
I will try to stay busy working on my website, my private shows sites and I hope to see you all today during my show !!! Do not forget to Cum and Play with me !!! It is going to be a lot of fun like always …
I need to add new pics to some of my sites, add stuff for sale and other fun stuff like that.
I might even work today on some updates – any request ??? (Let me know – it is always fun to work on requests …
Anyway, I have to run, now – it is going to be long and fun day for me … I should be on my yahoo all day, too – so if you feel like chat with me, just send me a massage ;-)
XOXO
Missy ;-)
Valentine's Day !!! ;-)
Hi Everyone,
Happy Valentine’s Day !!! ;-)
I did not do too much today, just work and than even did not cook today just went for Chinese.
I wanted to go shopping but than it got really cold so I skipped shopping today.
I feel like I am always busy, and do not have to much time for anything, maybe I should stop doing stuff for others LOL that would be shock for some of them.
I just took a shower and I think I will just go to bed and watch some TV … kind of tired today, too.
OK, have a lot of fun tonight !!!
XOXO
Missy ;-)
Missy's Weekly Jokes ;-)
XOXO
Missy ;-)
February 10, 2007 ;-)
Hi … Hi … Hi …
How is everyone doing? How is winter treating you?
I had some fun this winter although it is not my favorite time of the year … I love Christmas (by the way I know that it is kind of late but HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!) and than I am just waiting for the warm weather to come.
I had some fun times lately, a lot of crazy parties, short but fun trip, and the Valentines day is coming soon (YEAH - gifts ... gifts ... gifts ... love getting them ;-)
Today is my lazy day … just did not feel like doing anything (but time goes really fast for me lately). So, I am just in bed most of the day, sitting on Internet and watching TV. Yesterday,
I saw 'Hannibal Rising' (like you know I love horrors and thrillers and also cute guys like Gaspard Ulliel (plus he is French, too – mmm – good combination – and I am horny again LOL)). I recommend seeing it for all Hannibal’s fans.
I had to reschedule mine show from today to Monday since it is my “Bloody Mary” week.
Tomorrow – Sunday – no plans yet, I just think I will redo my office a little bit, to make it more comfortable for me when I am doing my private shows.
I think, I will go and take a shower, now. Any volunteers to rub my back? ;-)
XOXO
Missy ;-)
PS. Hope, you like the pic from my last update from my web site.
